“— Keep going, keep going! What else am I supposed to say—make my husband cheat on his mistress? ‘On’ or ‘In’—I’m not even sure which is correct; either one works.
Of course, I’m not lost. I can wish him happiness and send him on an erotic walk—though I’d like to say that at work you should work, not all this nonsense.
But I say something else, quite suddenly.
— I didn’t know how to tell you, but I also have someone else.
And everything would be fine, except now I have one small problem: how to find this “someone else” and present him to the furious husband.
No worries. I’ll handle it.
What do you do, if, as they say, love is gone and the tomatoes are wilted?”