I’ll sell a cat of royal blood!
I’ll sell a cat with an excellent pedigree—a true prince. I’m not joking. Ginger, disdainful, loves beer and enjoys playing with people’s nerves. A bonus includes adventures in another world, where the cat is from. Still doubting? Then I’ll reveal a secret. This cat is two-in-one: a prince and a mage. True, sometimes he conjures up such things that people there chase after him and want to kill all his “colleagues”—the wizard-kings… But that’s a small detail.
Reason for selling: our characters didn’t match. He got on my nerves—if I put it mildly. I’m selling it for a symbolic price. Don’t you want such a royal cat?