A drow princess’s life is like a fairy tale: beautiful outfits, expensive jewelry, loyal slaves, a handsome husband, and a harem of concubines on top of everything. Only in reality it’s all completely different: her husband hates her, the loyal slave wants to kill her, and the concubines seem to have forgotten who the mistress is—they even want to use her themselves! How do I know all of this? Because this princess is me now!