“Katya!” — the phone in my hand screamed, and I flinched, shaking off my stupor and straightening up. “What’s going on there?”
Keeping my eyes on the smug man, I brought the phone to my ear:
“I’ve got an unfamiliar naked man in my kitchen,” I said, describing what I saw on autopilot.
“Is he handsome?” my practical friend asked.
I looked over my guest from head to toe. He wasn’t the least bit embarrassed—he spread his arms and twirled in place, showing himself from every angle.
“Handsome,” I nodded.
The man silently rolled his eyes and snorted like a cat.
Musical inserts used from the site:Zvo nki.proTrack: 11022018-nico-sountec-guitar-4