Tell My Fortune, Witch!

“Guess on your groom, witch!” is a fantasy novel by Alexandra Cherchen, in the genre of romantic fantasy, with a humorous fantasy twist.

“Guess on your groom,” they said!

“Find your destiny,” the girlfriends proclaimed after a liter of mead!

Mead, honestly stolen from the storehouse of the supply officer, by the way. I—honestly—did do the guessing, but… but the divination clearly went off-plan. Whether the gods were angry or I did something wrong, I’ve been managing to get into trouble exclusively for the past two days. Even my Jojo senses that all of this is only a prelude to a complete disaster. Jojo is my hand-familiar, not what you might think.