Littizetto is a popular Italian TV host and the author of the bestseller “One Like a Celery Stick,” a talkative lady with a razor-sharp tongue. Her character sketches are deadly accurate, and her sense of humor is impeccable. “Off with the Cabbage” is a collection of stories about men, women, thongs (which should be banned!) and Christmas (which Luciana despises). About stupid sales clerks and aging grandmothers who are trying to “look young.” And even about mandarins with pits. Two hours with the book will replace a visit to a good psychotherapist.