What could be better than a business trip to the country’s most fashionable ski resort? Nothing, you might say. And you’d be right. It’s just that I belong to that tiny percentage of people who hate everything more extreme than children’s swings. And, of course, it was me who didn’t get lucky—sent straight to the epicenter of winter entertainment, to experience all the horrors of the local amusements.
But that was only a small portion of the troubles fate had in store for me. The most interesting thing was waiting when I arrived. First, my instructor turned out to be a true devil in flesh, dreaming of throwing me off the first cliff he could find. Then—somehow—I managed to discover a corpse in my sleeping bag...
How am I going to survive this nightmare and get back home?