I’m a long-haul truck driver. Notice? Not a writer! A driver! With all the consequences, drips, and whistles that come with it... How do they usually put it? Ah! Here! All events, names, titles, and other facts are not made up at all, but absolutely real. And if someone recognized themselves (God forbid, of course), but the first name, surname, or something else doesn’t match, then pardon me—I simply forgot.