As I was getting ready for my vacation, I couldn’t have imagined how all of this would turn out. It seems that, over these two weeks, fate decided to make up for all the adventures I’d missed while spending the last few years sitting in an office. I dreamed of going skiing in the mountains? Please—didn’t I go plenty. The only thing I didn’t expect was that the “gift with purchase” voucher would also come with wild animals and one absolutely unbearable type. I’d better not have gone anywhere at all!