“Suitor Selection, or The Elf of Difficult Behavior”—a fantasy romance with erotic and humorous elements by Anna Zhets. Soon ten beautiful and rich men will be fighting for my hand. But instead of preparing for the suitor selection, me and my friend are going… to a brothel! We want to look at an elf at least with one eye. They say you can’t find men more beautiful anywhere in the whole world. Meanwhile, a prank-playing fate is preparing a fine mess for me. Not only am I, as a witch, required to have at least two husbands. On top of that, the elf from the house of tolerance turns out, first, to have been kidnapped by the king, and second, to be my true mate. And his behavior is anything but easy.