To all dark rulers is dedicated!
If you happen to find an ornament in your boss’s office, don’t look at it, don’t breathe on it, don’t touch it! Otherwise you’ll activate it. And under no circumstances—do you understand, under no circumstances—agree to accept the sham status of the consort of the Supreme King. This is bound to lead to nerve-racking, suffocating late-night conversations. Spare the nerve cells of royal favorites! Avoid deceitful declarations of love from your bright subjects. They don’t have a stone (worse!), they’ve got a ring tucked away. But the most important thing of all! Don’t anger the ruler of dark fairies when you yourself have bright wings nearly stuffed with fluff. And if, by some chance, you’ve disregarded all the advice above, don’t panic and don’t lose your head. Because, let me tell you, you’ll have plenty to lose.
A one-volume edition!