Nanny for a Military Man

“Did you find me a nanny?”
— Found, found. The best one!
— Eva, if today anything goes wrong…
— She’s a professional, I swear—gum daю!
Meanwhile in the nursery:
— All right, you tiny tots, get to your beds and don’t bother the aunt. I’m having an important talk with the president. Hello, Mom, yes—before leaving I fed him, changed Vasya’s litter tray. And who’s slacking off? I’m working, you know— as a nanny!
*** When I asked Eva to get me this job, I didn’t think it would be that difficult…