Somewhat Married

"A Little Married" is a novel by Maria Firsova, genre: contemporary romance.

— Isn’t there any way to skip the stage of getting to know your family?! — I asked, just in case.
— You want to lose the bet and end up without money? — he reminded me of the main thing.
No, sweetheart. I’d prefer it if you dissolved into thin air—or turned into a plaster statue. It’s hard to resist temptation by playing the fiancée of such a handsome guy, but I had to last… otherwise I’d end up with nothing.

— Only no kissing! — I raised my index finger, counting on the audacious major not to argue.
— As it turns out, — he rolled his eyes. — Get ready, baby, it’ll be the wedding of your dreams.

— Yeah, — I muttered under my breath. — I hope the divorce won’t have to wait too long either.