Necrophiles

My name is Harry McGlade. Probably because they named me that way. I’m a private detective. My office is in Chicago, and I’ll solve any problem you have—no matter how problem-filled it is. Don’t believe me? Listen to this story. And yes, my fee is four hundred bucks a day. I’m expensive, but I’m worth it. You don’t just pay me for the work—you pay for your peace of mind. As soon as the check is signed, I’ll make sure you have it. Hope to see you soon. And meanwhile… enjoy.