Don't Be Born Rich, or the Stubborn Cow Syndrome

For some time now, Nastya Shestakova has been sure that God Almighty lives inside her phone. All she has to do is tell the phone what kind of man she likes, and he immediately appears on the doorstep of Nastya’s home. Since Nastya herself doesn’t consider herself a beauty, this sudden invasion of suitors seems terribly suspicious to her. And they all show far too much interest in what Nastya has been busy with lately—she’s trying, neither more nor less, to find out the details of her dacha neighbor Lyubochka Merluzhina’s suicide. “It wasn’t suicide, dear citizens!” Nastya keeps insisting—stubbornly, like a stubborn cow…