A Mouse Is a Mouse, My Little Cat

I decided to have a child, as they say, “for myself.” After reviewing all possible candidates, I chose the very best in my opinion. But fate loves jokes—and instead of one man, I ended up in bed with someone completely different. And this other one is just as good—maybe even better—and he thinks well.

In short, this is my story about pregnancy: how careful planning suddenly turned into a grand mistake—and what came out of it. Contains profanity. The book uses music by composer Daria Ozerina.