Sea. Sun. Beach. Anvar!

2 hrs. 38 min.

Romance & Prose

Language Russian

Author No Anna

Narrator Litres Avtochtetets

Description

“Hi, darling! No matter how much you run from me, I’ll still take you for myself! My fair-haired beauty!” “What? Are you completely out of your mind?” “To you, my kitty!” “Now we’ll get married and that’s all!” “You’ll live in my house!” “And today you’re in store for something hot as shish kebab and tart as wine…” I don’t let him finish this nasty thing and splash the groom in the face with water from a glass. The guests gasp, and Buba nervously catches air with his mouth — as if I’m drowning him. “Oh! What a hot wife I have!” he tries to say. “He’s right there,” I hear. And the guests start laughing out loud. “I’ll choke you right now!” “I pour water over him!” “I’ll drown you with all I have! My fair-haired hurricane!” “You’re hurricane, a beast?” I lunge at Buba’s throat with my nails. “Since you both agree, I declare you husband and wife!” — says a loud female voice over us. “Whaaaat?” — “The nails out of Buba’s neck.” “Is this a joke?”