Never accept gifts from strange old women. Never anger investigators, and even don’t try to slip away from them. Never join the Red Cross as a volunteer. Never go to the border and don’t fall into the hands of horrible barbarians. Never contradict mad scientists and don’t accept suspicious offers from unfamiliar cyber-hunters. Never…
But then again, no.
Accept, join, get involved, and contradict them!
Because if you don’t do all this, you may never learn that true love is right nearby!