A Million Euros for My Soul…

Instructions: What to do if you’ve been set up for one million euros. 1) Beg—standing on your knees—those nasty aliens not to kill you! 2) Get a job with them to work off your debt as an energy bar. 3) Try not to die while paying off the debt. 4) Steal some energy from the aliens while they’re feeding (though that’s definitely not in the instructions). 5) Try to escape by any means, without looking back, so you don’t lose not only your soul, but your heart too!