A Mother Against Her Will, or Two Dads for a Foundling

What do you do if someone drops a child on you? Yesterday I didn’t even have children in my plans, and today I’m holding an eight-month-old baby—and a birth certificate that lists me as the child’s mother! And there’s also a note from my exact namesake, with apologies, and a surname of two bankers who are supposedly the baby’s fathers. But will they be so happy about this “gift”?