My name is Vifania. I love beautiful dresses and low-heeled shoes. I know how to crochet a cute little scarf and bake a delicious pie. I also know how to use a pitchfork to fish drowning bodies out of our lake, properly talk to local gangsters, and speak in a loud command voice. How else could it be? After all, I have eight adult healthy men under my command, and for them I’m always supposed to be not just a boss, but also an advisor, a friend, and an unshakable authority. I’ll say it without false modesty—I do all of this quite well. Probably that’s why they call me affectionately behind my back, just simply—Mom.