Major Boytsov Wants to Meet Someone

“Timur. Thirty-two. Absolutely healthy, vaccinated, clean. Allergies — vanilla, marriage, and relationships. I’m looking for a slim, relaxed woman with a fourth bust size. If you come all three, I won’t be offended.”

*— Is this your formidable major of the battlegrounds?— Uh-huh…— What a cutie! You’re dumb, Lera, why didn’t you agree when he offered you…*

I clench my fists.

— I’m a future operative, Margarita, not some random flunky! — I carefully adjust my glasses.

Biting my lip, I study the squint of his black eyes and the cheeky grin in the dating-site profile photo.

So, allergies, comrade major? It’s time to stock up on antihistamines! And please don’t forget something to calm me down…

A LIGHT, EASY LANE ALWAYS ABOUT LOVE. AND SOMETIMES NOT-VERY-POLITE LANGUAGE. 18+. HAPPY END.
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