You might say this can’t happen. And I’d agree: it can’t. But this is a fairy tale. So three cats argued about which of them would manage to catch a mouse. Or rather, it all wasn’t like that. Three single layabouts holding respectable positions in a certain company argued about which of them would be able to seduce an employee recently transferred to the department of the fourth. The prize is worth the effort. The question is: how can poor little mouse…—ugh!—the girl survive under such inhuman conditions if she doesn’t want to lose her job? A frivolous story in an anti–STI or “anti-SLR” setting. From the author: In the novel there is lots of humor, a bit of romance, realistic characters, and a reason to think. Not erotica.