Heart-Shaped Box

Here’s a piece of free advice: never buy a ghost over the Internet. Especially if it comes with its favorite black suit. Otherwise, exactly the same thing may happen to you as happened to the famous, though no longer young, rock musician Judas Coyne, who lived in the peace and quiet of his country house with two dogs and a young goth girlfriend. Having taken the online bait and placed the ill-fated order, Jude received a package — a heart-shaped box with the aforementioned suit inside.

He’d have been better off not doing that...