Iriada’s world offers a lot of opportunities to have fun. So what should you do this week? Take over the world? Boring. Seduce a couple of cute elf girls? M-m… that wouldn’t be bad, but when you’re a dwarf with a trimmed account, it’s pretty problematic. Maybe sneak into somewhere you shouldn’t, end up in jail, and spend a month in the mythril mines? That’s almost our option—except the mines were avoided by replacing them with a trip to the phoenix. Why? Hell if I know—we’ll find out along the way…