Svetа, Masha, Milana, Snezha—what names haven’t been on my list of lovers. But whatever the case, they’re all very far from my wife, Vera. My Vera is homebody, diligent, modest. Try to find such a wife! Of course, she doesn’t know about my little weakness. I take care of my wife and never trade her for anyone. What? She’ll find out sooner or later? Well, no—my Vera is a little silly. Or is she not?