The Perfect Couple

What do you know about elves? About orcs? Or other mythical creatures? Various monsters have made it their rule not to get into serious relationships and just wait—wait until you meet your perfect match. Some manage it, some don’t. Some meet her way too early, some live through decades upon decades. And you’ll recognize her right away. For each person this process is individual, but over the course of a thousand years there hasn’t been a single slip-up, and I don’t think there ever will be. Do you still want to know more about me and my world? Then welcome!