Chronicles of the Absurd

How do you celebrate your one hundred eighteenth birthday? How to become a vegetarian and not lose all your loved ones? Who is a call-out thief? What are the kids in a sandbox really talking about? And who, exactly, is the Tea Baron? These and many other questions preoccupy thousands of people every day across the country. Don’t they? That’s strange… But if you still want to know the truth… here’s a collection of answers to all these and other even more unbelievable questions. You only need to start reading—and after that, I guarantee, there will be even more questions.