To earn money, I became a caretaker for a sportsman who had suffered a serious injury. In just a few days, I went from a qualified doctor to a nanny, a cook, a cleaner, a drinking companion, and an object of sexual advances from the patient. A handsome young man with an unbearable character turned out to be a rude lout and a bully—I wanted to knock him down a hundred times a day. But that’s not what this story is about. Contains profanity.