Oh, Vasylisa, I shouldn’t say you shouldn’t have picked that little bellflower and ended up in a world where the Ivans aren’t fools at all—and the Beautiful and Wise ones are real. You shouldn’t have pretended to be a nymph and gone to the miracle island, where dragons run entertainment centers, and amorous elves are their devoted friends and helpers—but only until you, Vasa, show up on the horizon. In short, you’re in trouble, citizen Ivanova—and you got into it good! And now there’s one thing you’d better wish for: “Run!”