How did the pharaohs have fun, love, wage war, and die? Who built the pyramids, and whose face is on the great sphinx of Giza? Why did the ancient Egyptian goddesses constantly throw children into a swamp? What does Apep, the serpent of Chaos, have to do with eating disorders? For what could you be walled up alive in the Nile Valley, and was there feminism there? IF YOU’RE NOT YET IN THE KNOW—OPEN UP AND LISTEN!