What is a girl on a closed planet out in space—thousands of light-years from home—supposed to do? Find a husband with a lightsaber. Preferably two. The universe is full of dangers. I’m being hunted by slave traders, space pirates, and men who dream of getting into a harem with some earth girl. And there’s also the demiurge who tossed me across the far side of the galaxy—he dreams of putting ancient marriage bracelets on me and making me the reincarnation of his wife.
And the captains who signed up for a fake marriage with me—somehow—don’t hurry to back out of our bond…