A book from the early 90s— a parody of all conceivable movie horrors and action films, right in the style of that time.
In the near future, an American president, rereading a diary bequeathed to him by his grandmother, discovers that the honor of his beloved grandma has been desecrated by none other than the poor fellow Freddie. The president, deeply offended, sends the Terminator back in time—who very unfortunately teleports into the past, bumping his head hard against the lid of a sewer manhole. As a result, his microchips “go crazy.” He disguises himself in the clothes of a street prostitute, arms himself at the nearest toy store with a deadly suction-cup pistol, and sets off in search of Kruger…