The Dragon General's False Bride

“The dragon flew, its wings rubbed—didn’t you wait for me, and I still showed up!” That’s exactly what I’ll tell my ex-husband when I meet him after a hundred years of separation. In my case, everything is complicated because my ex is the god of the seas and oceans. He doesn’t know yet that he’s an ex—but he’ll find out for sure. This boarfish with a trident somehow managed to lose a war to dragons, who took away all his power. Ha! I have to see that. What? Dragons have been losing lately, and my clown-fish is regaining ground? All right—who’s the boss of the reptiles here? This handsome devil, is it?! Sir, may I give you a few useful tips? Believe me, no one wants this ichthyander to lose as much as the one he cast out into a world without magic for long centuries. Excuse me—where am I supposed to go with my advice? Right to marriage? Right with you? Oh, well…I’ll think about it…