What if cats ruled civilization? And what, in fact, do these fluffy home tyrants dream about? Bastet the cat seriously believes that the time of people is over and it’s time to take responsibility for the fate of the world into her own paws. She is determined to overturn the existing order, and she has a way to do it. The only obstacle in her path is the cat Pythagoras. He is the only one among cats with whom humans can communicate thanks to a unique USB port on his forehead. Pythagoras says Bastet will be able to control the world and people when she masters three things—humor, love, and art. Will Bastet manage to found a cat civilization and finally legalize the order in which people serve cats, without entertaining illusions about their supposed power?