What happens when a Russian woman is allowed to save the world? Terrible business, wherever you throw it! I mean, wherever you fling her through the transition portal, something indescribable will be happening everywhere. They say dark elves literally faint at her cleverness and manners, and Nekrasov—who saw it all coming—nervously smokes in the corner! It can only get worse! Dear readers! You are opening the first story of an adventure cycle, the product of the author’s most unserious work of a lively mind on the most serious topic of saving all that exists. So you can expect depth at shallow levels, humor of varying degrees of blackness, and other situations that will become “weirder and weirder.”