Two Idiots on a Rocket: Kick the Great Bear

Once a Belarusian, a Ukrainian, and a Russian ended up in the distant future. On the planet, there’s a cult of enlightenment, science, and knowledge—while in people’s pockets there’s nothing; nobody has even heard of lard and potatoes, or borscht! What? Looks like a joke that went on too long? Looks like it… only why isn’t there much funny about it?