Getting to the Bottom of the Mentalist

I dug him out of a coffin, and he got under my skin!

And I’d only been preparing for my necromancy exam, but… You never know what you’ll dig up. Or whom. If you’re rummaging not in a library, but in a graveyard.

Only what am I supposed to do now, if I opened the coffin and inside there’s not an exemplary corpse, but a living nightmare: an acerbic, haughty aristocrat who had no intention of dying. And who is infuriating beyond belief! This guy makes me want to bury him back where he came from! Or send him to the healers. Or at least hand him over to the law as evidence.

But the one I found has other plans. For life, for revenge, for… me?! Hey, I don’t agree! What do you mean we’re responsible for those we dig up…