What place is perfect for arranging a personal life? Of course, a cemetery! And not only because here you might meet a charming widower or pick a more fun and richer widow. Take Vasya Osinkin, for example: he’s recently become a widower and isn’t even too upset about it. His wife lies in the cemetery, another woman—whom Vasya secretly loves—comes here at night for dates, and somewhere nearby are also Vasya’s former father-in-law and his murderer… In short, you understand: if you’re going to the registry office or to the Maldives, first go to someone else’s funeral—and life will sparkle with new colors!