Bubba Ho-Tep and the Cosmic Blood-Suckers

Bubba Ho-Tep. One day Elvis Presley decided to retire and, finding himself a double, signed a contract with him under which he could return at any time. But by a foolish accident, his copy of the contract burned down, and he had no choice but to start living the life of his former imitator. As a result of the unfortunate accident, he ended up in a Texas state nursing home, where he lay in a coma for as long as 20 years.

When he woke up—now an old, broken man—realizing that the years were irretrievably gone, he decides to go quietly into retirement. But here too, peace is only a dream! He meets what is supposedly still a living President John Kennedy, who is constantly “seeing” new conspiracies aimed at repeating his assassination; a series of mysterious deaths that disrupted the calm rhythm of life in the nursing home—everything again brings the tired, long-forgotten Elvis Aaron Presley back to life and struggle!

p.s. The day after tomorrow, friends—tomorrow’s friends, it’s the day after tomorrow! Elvis will return! "Bubba and the Cosmic Bloodsuckers"

Bubba and the Cosmic Bloodsuckers. As part of a secret government organization tasked with protecting ordinary citizens from all kinds of unusual creatures, Elvis Presley and a handful of hard-nosed fighters set out on a campaign to save the world from an invasion by hive-like vampire-like beings capable of changing their physical form, who arrived from a dark dimension and took over a junkyard of used cars in New Orleans.

Otherworldly monsters, brutal fights, sex with a beautiful ghost, a drugged “trip” into another dimension, unprecedented mutilations, and—of course—a walk along the Mississippi on a steamboat with a giant paddle wheel, plus, of course, 3-D glasses, peanut paste, sandwiches with pure cholesterol, and several hardworking zombies.

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