Boss, I Didn't Mean It! or I'll Kill You, Lomova!

Our company has a new boss. They say he’s a little “off,” with a screw loose. Or maybe not just a little… Our first meeting went terribly: the boss mistook me for an escort girl. I had to slap him and put him in his place. Then I called off negotiations with Moscow. No evil intent—accidentally… The boss fought with a potential business partner because of me, and now he walks around in dark glasses. My colleagues think I’m a witch. But I’m just a sorceress—not even a real one. The team boils with righteous anger. The boss threatens to fire me. For what? I didn’t do it on purpose!