The main character of the novel "Lewdness and MUDO" is Boris Morzhov, an undereducated artist and methodologist at a municipal preschool education institution. One of the local bosses decides to pull off a small adventure: to transform MUDO into an Anti-Crisis Center, thus securing a comfortable existence for himself. However, such a transformation will inevitably lead to the dismissal of older teachers. Everything would have gone smoothly, but the Americans' accidental choice of a vacation spot — a summer camp belonging to MUDO — gets in the way...