The Heartless Professor

I hate my boss! He’s arrogant, pedantic, and calculating. Instead of calling me Alice, he calls me Anfisa. His memory is like that of a fish—three seconds. And he’s called a professor, too.

I have a whole bunch of secrets about him. If I told them, he would fire me without severance pay. So I have to flatter him in every possible way, force a smile… and spy on him.