A Troubled Month

"My name is Jo." —? (content mismatch) The translation requested is for the given Russian description below.

It seems to me that marrying a rich capital mage is a great stroke of luck! Especially for a modest graduate with two aunts and three detours to the police station because of her active life position. Let Filipp Thorn be a bit haughty, but he’s good-looking and generously agreed to take my relatives along on the honeymoon.
We were promised two weeks of family rest in the snow, in the mountains, and in freezing air… I don’t understand when everything went off plan. And how did this good idea turn into this disastrous, honey-sweet catastrophe?

Five reasons to buy 1. A hilarious and kind story by a master of humorous fantasy, which got a big response online and readers’ love.
2. You’ll find out whether love exists in a contract marriage. And what if you choose the bride in seven minutes from a portrait—then don’t be surprised later by anything. Even by the relatives during the honeymoon.
3. You’ll understand whether it’s worth getting exotic pets capable of causing a pogrom, a flood, and other surprises. Use the heroes’ experience. They definitely know how to tame even a wild lemur.
4. The book answers the question of whether love exists in a contract marriage—and if it does, how to get it.
5. Like many stories by the author, this one is about family values. Let families be different, but support, understanding, and love from close people can warm and melt the coldest heart. Even if that heart belongs to Filipp Thorn—the aristocrat and mage of the seventh generation, who had never dreamed of such a gift from fate.