How boring we’d live without the apartment question! Tell me, whom would our pensioners be afraid of if, all of a sudden, apartment scammers disappeared from the face of the earth? And defeating fear is nothing at all—you just need to do the opposite. Do elderly people fear registering relatives? Is it not customary for old folks to mortgage their apartment to give a present to a young lover? Zhannina’s aunt is ready to register all three nephews-with-cousins, together with their children and cats—there are only expired yogurts left, and she’s ready to embark on any adventure, as long as precious old age doesn’t pass in vain and there’s something to remember at the finish…