English Humour, or Don't Hit the Jellyfish with a Shovel

7 hrs. 2 min.

Humor & Satire

Language Russian

Author Browning Guy

Narrator Irina Yerisanova

Description

Serious problems are easy to solve—everyone knows that. Everyone knows how to live, learn, treat, and love. But how, for example, to keep elegance in the locker room and the showers of a sports hall?

Answer these and many other “most urgent” questions will help the inimitable Guy Browning!

Contents:

Acknowledgments
Sport and physical activity
How to train
How to use the locker room
How to behave on a team
How to do extreme sports
How to run a marathon
How to swim
How to ride horses
How to win competitions
How to climb a tree
How to go for walks
Diseases and health
How to sneeze
How to get a cold
How to get the flu
How to see a doctor
How to make your dentist happy
How to check your eyesight
How to eat properly
How to give first aid
How not to suffocate
How to die
Food and cooking
How to make toast
How to brew a good cup of tea
How to eat candy
How to behave properly at the table
How to use the refrigerator
How to eat cookies
How to cook something impressive
How to use a knife and fork
How to eat ice cream
How to sit on a diet
Beauty and self-care
How to be beautiful
How to wear shorts
How to wear hats
How to wear glasses
How to live with big ears
How to look taller
How to be bald
How to clean shoes
How to deal with socks
How to look fashionable
Sleep and waking up
How to experience tiredness
How to fall asleep
How to keep warm in bed
How to have dreams
How to wake up
How to wake up really early
How to lie in bed
How to get dressed
How to eat porridge
How to get through bad days
Laziness and idleness
How to kill time
How to talk about the weather
How to wait
How to read the Sunday newspaper
How to laze around
How to collect
How to assemble puzzles
How to use a shed
How to go for a walk
How to catch fish
Fences and neighbors
How to get along with neighbors
How to watch over neighbors
How to do gardening
How to go to a dump
How to mow the lawn
How to light a campfire
How to hold village fairs
How to issue information bulletins
How to win quizzes
How to manage a charity shop
Religion and politics
How to be religious
How to go to church
How to be superstitious
How to be a new age person
How to do politics
How to vote
How to be a committee member
How to be a revolutionary
How to go to demonstrations
Teenagers and students
How to be cool
How to be deep-thinking
How to show firmness of character
How to fight
How to rearrange a room
How to shave
How to be gloomy
How to tell men from boys
How to be a student
How to grow up
Communication and fun
How to socialize
How to make people like you
How to go to holidays and parties
How to hang out
How to drink cocktails
How to tell jokes
How to be confident
How to choose masquerade costumes
How to be popular
How to dance
Men and women
How to place a personal ad
How to go on a date
How to flatter
How to flirt
How to attract men
How to attract women
How to be romantic
How to be polite and eloquent
How to kiss well
How to be a good lover
Love and marriage
How to love
How to make a proposal
How to prepare the best man’s speech
How to live in a happy marriage
How to live together
How to quarrel
How to mope
How to ask for forgiveness
How to always be right
How to control the blanket