She: Mint, a famed alchemist and a notorious womanizer, made me an indecent offer I couldn’t refuse. Revenge on my ex for slander and shame? Two for the price of one! And the side effect—lightly falling for the green-haired Master of the first degree—no problem, right?
He: Bilberry, whose lips are sweeter than berries, accepted my offer, staring at her ex as she did so. Chestnut, an arrogant aristocrat—one of the men I so want to get revenge on for years of humiliation at the Academy—didn’t look particularly pleased. I’ll do anything for my goal. And this slight ailment in the form of passionate urges toward the Queen of Bilberries won’t ruin the plan, will it?