Have you ever been cursed? If not — I’m jealous!
I got the full package: magic tied me to a prince who ran off after a beauty-teacher to the Academy of Crimson Sands.
And what about me? Riding on a camel, following my cursed-bridegroom-turned-monstrosity-assigned-curse, expanding my horizons.
I expanded them. Hello, Rector! Now I’m your curse.