A Moscow office famous in business circles for procuring Claws and Tails was going through troubled days. In the office, a fight raged between titans: the head of the establishment, comrade Fanatyuk, battled his deputy, comrade Satan’yuk. If the titan Fanatyuk had won, all supporters of Satan’yuk would have faced dismissal. But victory of the titan Satan’yuk would have meant the immediate expulsion from the office of all followers of Fanatyuk. The reasons for the dispute had long been forgotten, but the relationship between the titans grew more and more tense, and the moment of a tragic resolution was approaching.