A Billion-Dollar Fairy Tale

Not LitRPG. There’s no exp, no leveling; the hamster will get revenge; roleplay on the edge of the absurd.
A unserious gnome with serious problems.
And yes… did you wait for it? Jonathan Lawrence looked at the plastic business card, comparing it to the text on the sign by the door. It turned out he’d come to the right place—and behind the dull grey door, “Steve Water, Doctor of Psychology” really was written. At least that’s what it said—typed in strict font on a gilded metal base bolted to the wall with solid screws. A perfectly reasonable precaution for a Class D business center.